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The England head coach loathed the moniker Bazball the moment it emerged, considering it overly simplistic and maybe foreseeing how it could be used as a weapon down the line. Currently, trailing 2-0 in an away Ashes series that started with great expectations, it has turned into the subject of mockery from Australia.
But McCullum has contributed to the problem either. After the crushing loss at the Gabba, his insistence that, if there was an issue, England were 'too prepared' before the pink-ball match was akin to attempting to extinguish a bin fire with petrol. It could become his lasting legacy as national coach if results do not improve.
In a way, you almost have to admire his commitment to the bit. While he claims to ignore external noise, he must have been acutely aware of an England team increasingly characterised as carefree and underprepared.
The truth, as ever, is not so simple. England enjoy golf just as much during their scheduled breaks as their opponents and they practice equally hard. Prior to the Gabba Test, they did more, completing five days compared to Australia's three, given their lack of exposure to the pink Kookaburra ball and the different seeing conditions.
The coach's point about being "over-prepared" was that those five extra days were his call – the moment he wavered in his belief that minimal preparation is best. It meant a Test match's worth of focus was expended before they even stepped out in the cauldron of Australia's fortress. And though nets are a chance to iron out technique, they can also become a comfort zone; low-pressure activity that simply maintains the reflexes sharp.
Fixtures are congested such that warm-up matches against state sides were unavailable (with uncertain value, as shown by England having played three before the whitewash in 2013-14). More difficult to justify is the disregard of domestic red-ball cricket as a valuable experience more broadly, evidenced by Jacob Bethell's unproductive season.
Only playing prepares cricketers for the various scenarios they walk out to face, and it is here where England have thus far been found lacking. It is not only with the batting – as poor as some of the shot selection has been – but an attack that seems leaderless. No bowler has demonstrated the persistence or control that the exceptional Australian paceman and his teammates have displayed.
McCullum's free-spirit outlook was freeing during its first 12 months, an excellent, well diagnosed remedy to eradicate the torpor that preceded it. The frustration now comes in how it has apparently not evolved past that initial phase – an absence of an upgrade to the original software that has seen form decline to 14 wins and 14 losses from their last 30 Tests.
Among them is the wicketkeeper-batter, a talent, undoubtedly, but one who is being mercilessly targeted on each side of the bat and missed two crucial opportunities with the gloves. It probably does not help when your counterpart, Alex Carey, has just produced a virtuoso performance.
Based on McCullum's words after the match, England appear set to persist with Smith in Adelaide. The expectation – as is the case – is that a switch to a more familiar Test setting triggers his best, with Perth's trampoline surface and the unfamiliar day-night format now in the past.
The alternative is to enact the plan discovered during the series win in New Zealand 12 months ago by moving Ollie Pope down to his more natural home as a active No. 5 or 6, handing him the gloves, and picking a new No 3. A young contender made some runs for the Lions over the weekend, or perhaps Will Jacks could fulfil a comparable function to the former spinner in 2023.
Ultimately, none of this is perfect, with Australia's superior basics having shattered expectations and forced the broader philosophy into the spotlight.
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